snorlaxatives:

spacepixie:

pond weed that looks like long green hair !

no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit

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MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS

stitch-the-geek:

burnedoffwings:

prose-b4bros:

1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.

2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.

3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why

4.
DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.

5.

DONT EAT PACKETED FOOD EITHER

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queennubian:

note-a-bear:

missbananafish:

gingerish—gal:

Baby Elephants!

-high pitch screaming-

probably my favorite part of elephants is the fact that you’re literally seeing one of few species that not only is probably on par with human sentience/intelligence, but also ages, matures and has proven itself to have a fairly similar growing up process as humans.

So like, we see this largeish gamboling elephant baby, but you’re basically looking at a giant toddler.

the babies!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

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carriehopefletcher:

yourfaceneedsnutella:

feels-like-fire:

That did not go where I expected it to.

but i like it

YES

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"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it."

Audrey Hepburn (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

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the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that